Anonymous note on my car…
Mar 18th, 2009 by wizzardsblog
Dear Anonymous,
Thank you ever so much for the note that you posted under the windscreen wiper of my car. Please do me the courtesy of signing it and putting your house number on it, so I can discuss with you where it would be appropriate to park my car on my own street?
I do not think where I parked it was an inconvenience to you, I left enough space for you to get past it, your drive I believe is not your private drive, it is shared with fellow residents.
I would normally give you the benefit of the doubt, however I have lived on this street for a month now and in that time you would have seen me coming in and out of the house I live in and the car I drive.
So the next time I am forced to park in what you think is your private drive because there is no other place to park it, please leave your name and house number.
Love and kisses
Your Neighbour 
Great response to something that could easily bug you. I had a similar note some time back, perfectly parked, but tight, as dictated by other vehicles. I was vexed I must admit at the insult to my parking prowess.
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In our car park we get idots who do block you in, and idiots who park behind you even when theres a space next to you (ours is a square parking bay). Last time somone blocked me in i left a note saying :-
Next time you park so close, please be so kind to leave me a can opener so i can at least get into my car!