Clueless spammers

Dear blizzardaccountsecurity@live.com,

Please do not darken my inbox again. I know at times I look at myself in the mirror and think to myself what a might fine specimen I am, not really I have better things to do with my time.

Even if I am capable of going and fucking myself, pardon my french, I wouldn’t want to. I’m not going to bother reporting your email address as I’m going to give a little more credit than it’s due that you will have signed up anonymously.

This little post of mine is just to give you all of the attention you so crave. Good luck with the next person you try to insult via email and no putting lolololololol at the end of the email doesn’t make it okay, because I don’t know you.