Please don’t fill the waste bin to the lid, because you are too lazy to change the bag, when it comes to bag changing time, the bag rips because it is too full, so the bags I have bought, I have to use an extra one to contain the ripped bag.
Modern food cans can be re-cycled so please do not put them in the waste bin, so the above doesn’t happen.
When the washing up liquid dispensing brush is empty please refill it with washing up liquid, it only takes 2 seconds.
Do not spend all day in the kitchen tidying up when others want to use the kitchen, some of us are capable of cleaning up after ourselves.
If you want to fry allsorts of crap in the fryer and the oil eventually resembles what has come out of a car, put your hand in your pockets and take your turn to buy some new oil.
When you have finished using the toilet, put the seat and the lid down, again it only takes 2 seconds.
When you have finished in the bathroom, please leave the door open, so then I know that there is no one in there, saves on guess work.
Please turn the landing light off when you have finished, the light streaming through the cracks in my door doesn’t help me to sleep.
Do not have telephone arguments at 1 am. Have them at the time normal people have them.
Please don’t hog the internet bandwidth especially when I’m trying to work, granted I shouldn’t really be using a residential connection to do my work, but then again, what choice do I have.
If you are going to invite your friends round, please give advanced warning and at least introduce them to me, so I can give them a friendly hello the next time they come to visit.