Phishers

Listen up you moronic Phishers, you cannot revoke/suspend/close online banking accounts, they’re all tied to physical bank accounts. If your bank wanted to do such a thing they would write to you to inform you in advance of such action taking place.

Honestly do you really think I’m going to fall for it? I don’t have a cahoot, HSBC, Natwest, Barclays, Bank of Nonsense etc bank account.

So this is a shout out to all of you out there, your bank will never ever send you an email asking you to click a link to prevent your account from being closed, they will always send you a letter.

If you want to have fun, I’d give them these details:

Name: Chuck Hugh Farley

Sort Code 01-02-03

Account: 01234567890

Password: Phishers are morons

Address:

Kiss My Ass Towers

Moron Street

Scammerstown

Phishingtonshire

AB12 3CD

Thank you and have a nice day.